When you know...YOU KNOW

Thanks Xanga. I needed to vent. Hello Xangans!!! How ya guys doin?!

1. When you know something makes me feel uncomfortable, but you decide to put me in that situation anyways, it BUGS.

2. Don’t b*itch and whine that you’re broke if you don’t have a job. Get a job.

3. If you have a job and you’re still whining about how broke you are, don’t go out every weekend. Save up. Work more hours (*cough cough* weekends)

4. If you’re gonna borrow money from me and you can’t make the deadline to pay me back, bring it up to me. I’ll give you an extension.

5. Don’t talk sh*t on the Toyota Yaris or the Saturn Sky that I want to buy as an alternative car.  I’m not asking you to drive it nor would I ask you to be in it. (BTW: these are very cute looking cars and very fuel efficient) 
   

6. Stop telling me I’m not a Christian cuz I don’t go to church on Sundays.  I AM Christian.  I’m working on growing.  Just cuz you sit in a garage doesn’t make you a car.  Unless you’re completely sin free don’t preach to me.

7. Don't tell me I’m disgustingly skinny when you’re disgustingly fat.

8. If you’re gonna lie to me, be smart about it. Don’t let me catch you lying.

9. If you’re telling me you “like” me, stop telling me that you think everyone else is hot/cute.

10. IF I have a boyfriend don’t talk shit on him, unless I ask you to bag on him with me. 

Bonus: Don’t flatter yourself.  Not everything I have to say has to do with you.

IMPORTANT NEWS!!!

1. I have to put in my contacts to look for my glasses
2. 6:00 AM is when I get up, not when I go to bed.
3. I begin sentences by saying, “When I was your age…” 
4. I don’t count the number of rides I went on at Knott’s, I count the number of hours I was there. I can’t hang for more than 8 hours anymore.  I used to go from open to close to get my dollars worth.
5. Rollercoasters are starting to scare me. Now, I believe my mom when she tells me she used to ride them when she was younger. I guess she's not chicken afterall, she's just old.
   
6. My medicine cabinet actually contains medicine. 
7. "Crank it up!!" has been replaced with "TURN IT DOWN!!"
8.  I need to go buy eye/wrinkle cream.
9. My friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 
10. When the kids next door won't turn down the stereo, and I get annoyed.
11. Britney Spears is a mother of two.
12. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
13. When I find out my friend is pregnant I congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*** What Happened?"
14. I can't live without my heating pad.
15. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    
16. The only fireworks I'm interested in are the ones shot into the sky at holidays.
    
17. I just picked up dominoes and I look forward to playing all day long. Bones is the best game over.
    
18. When friends tell me about their clubbing adventures, I think to myself..."Ah, the good ole days!"
19. Going to Costco isn't as fun as it used to be. 
20. I actually took the time to compile this list after I put on my contacts to look for my glasses.
    

I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE TIME WHEN

1. Decisions were made by going:eeny-meeny-miney-mo.
2. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do over!"
3. Race issue meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
4. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly.
5. It wasn't odd to have two or three “best” friends.
6. Being old referred to anyone over 20.
7. The net on a tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter.
8. The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was 'cooties.
9. It was magic when dad would remove his thumb.
10. It was unbelievable that dodgeball wasn't an Olympic event.
11. Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a slingshot.
12. Nobody was prettier than mom.
13. Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
14. It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the big people rides at the amusement park.
15. A foot of snow was a dream come true.
16. Abilities were discovered because of a double-dog-dare.
17. Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
18. No shopping trip was complete, unless a new toy was brought home.
19. Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
20. The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
21. War was a card game.
22. Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
23. Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
24. Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
25. Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

This will probably be my last entry. At least until I decide to write another one.
I'm getting too old for this. lol. Goodbye you sexy xangans!~
I'm going to miss you guys/gals verrrrrrrry much.

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